Zach Braff took to Facebook yesterday in a video to confirm that no, he is not dead … and yes, the guy who started the Zach Braff death hoax buzz was, in fact, a douche.

Check out Zach Braff’s “I’m Alive” Facebook video, where he says, “I’m here at Scrubs shooting the new Scrubs title sequence which is a little bit like dying, so I guess that was semi-accurate. Also, I would never off myself with pills. If I had to do it, I would do it the way that everyone else would do it—by hitting myself with pots and pans.”

Donald Faison provides some additional comic relief by singing an R&B rendition of “Wind Beneath My Wings,” which is what Zach Braff requested to be sung at his funeral.