Oh, hell no! Rumors are buzzing that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have pitched a reality show to MTV that will follow the couple as they prepare for their wedding.

Um… didn’t The Hills couple break off their engagement? And why would anyone care to watch a Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt reality show? Their 15 minutes were used up long ago!

While the New York Post is reporting that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pitched the reality show to MTV, MTV has yet to confirm the report.

Let’s rally together and vow not to watch the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt reality schlockfest if it ever makes it to the air. Okay?