Have you ever seen the TV show “The Girls Next Door?” The basic premise is that a bunch of uber-beautiful girls, aka Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends (um… more than one?… aren’t?)from the Playboy Mansion travel the United States, stopping off at various towns and cities on the way to share life at the Playboy Mansion. So, the girls reveal what’s going on behind the closed doors of Hugh Hefner’s mansion to the public at large through this Reality TV show. Last week, the blond beauties were guest stars on another Reality TV show, “Phenomenon.”

Needless to say, I’m not a fan of this eye-poking-out horror. Which begs the question: what could be worse than the TV show itself? Not much, admittedly, but there is The Girls Next Door Calendar. Ick.