What’s grosser than when Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) took a leak on the wall on The Surreal Life? A Verne Troyer sex tape. Yep, it seems everyone has a sex tape nowadays!

Verne Troyer’s sex tape, featuring the diminutive ctor and his girlfriend, could grab some large cash too, with rumors rampant he could get $1 million for the homemade porn.

TMZ.com has footage from the Verne Troyer sex tape, if you care to catch a glimpse.