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Two Cousins, And A Baby Kicks The Week Off On Maury

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February 19th, 2007 by Castina

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It wouldn’t be Black History Month without a parade of colored folks making the rounds on daytime talk shows and making us look like a bunch of damn fools. Fire-engine red-head Andrina has a son named Aaron and a question. And since this is Maury, we don’t really need to ask what that question is.

Andrina did Bill and his cousin Steve at the same time and now she has come to the Captain Save A Ho (Maury) to prove “which one of these punk as men is my baby daddy.”

Both men changed their phone numbers and went into hiding to avoid caring for Andrina’s three and a half month old crumbsnatcher.

“Yeah, I slept with her-and so did a million other guys,” the cousins say from their video view. They also accuse the screaming Andrina as the “one night stand from hell.”

Bill doesn’t say much, but the dreadlocked Steve, already the father of two, can’t resist calling this loud-mouth the “worst pussy he’s ever had in his life.”

Maury looks like he ate something sour-”Andrina, you don’t want to be with either of these guys do you,” he asks.

“Hell nah, I don’t wanna be wit him. He look like one of the Ying Yang Twins,” she responds and the audience erupts in laughter.

Not a bad comeback.

Maury reads the results and as luck would have it Steve is the pappy.

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