It’s not an entirely bad premise, right? Twitter’s “Shit My Dad Says” account is coming to TV. That’s right, the random shit that some guy’s dad says is going to become a CBS comedy.

Justin Halpern has become pretty popular for the…er… stuff his dad says, grabbing moret than 700,000 followers since he started the account in August.

See? Good things can come of Twitter… Halpern will co-write the project – which will definitely get a title change once it hits the air.

Halpern, 29, lives with his parents… he writes down the funny stuff his dad, 73, says daily. Some gems include:

“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”

“Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi”

Halpern also sold “Shit My Dad Says” as a book to Harper Collins last month.