One Life to Live star Tuc Watkins and former-Judging Amy actor Kevin Rahm will play Wisteria Lane’s first gay couple when Desperate Housewives returns to the tube this fall.

Tuc will portray Bob, a ‘country mouse’ who leaves the big city for greener (and quieter) pastures. Kevin will play his bitchy partner, Lee.

The characters’ names are a tribute to ABC News’ Bob Woodruff and his wife Lee.

Celebrity tattles originally had David Beckham and Robbie Williams tapped to play the same sex pair.