Who isn’t writing an autobiography these days? Question is… do we care about half of the life stories hitting bookshelves? Case in point — Tori Spelling.

People magazine has published excerpts of Tori Spelling’s upcoming autobiography. Am I the only one saying “who cares?” I mean, she had a famous dad, grew up with gobs of money and was on Beverly Hills 90210. What more is there?

Here’s some of the dirt from sTORI Telling:

On Brian Austen Green:

“I had an insta-crush on Brian Austen Green. Brian was the only guy on the show my age. We had something going over the years we worked together. We were always fighting, making up, having fun and hating each other. We were just young.”

On Luke Perry:

“As for Luke Perry, he called me ‘Camel’ because I had long eyelashes. Trust me, Luke Perry can call you ‘Camel’ and make it sexy.”

On Shannen Doherty:

“Shannen had everything, but she could be arrogant and carefree. Jennie [Garth] was outspoken when she thought Shannen was out of line. Sometimes they got along, but there were explosions. Once they got into a fistfight.

A night with [Shannen] meant going to the hottest club and drinking until the early hours. I knew she was a ‘bad influence,’ but I liked her anyway.”