The Florida Highway Patrol held a press conference today to give the latest Tiger Woods car accident update – pretty uneventful, really. No big details about affairs or abuse – just a small fine to pay.

Police said this was a single vehicle accident and Tiger Woods provided the information he was required to. The investigation is closed – no criminal charges are being pursued. No claims of domestic violence were made; the Floriday Highway Patrol will not answer further questions.

The careless driving penalty could be up to $164 and 4 points Tiger Woods’ license.