No, seriously. That’s the name of the show. “Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants” is the next reality competition on the docket, courtesy of the CW. The mother/daughter beauty pageant competition will start December 12 at 9PM, following the season finale of “America’s Next Top Model.” Following its debut, “The Mother of All Pageants” will air at 8:00 on Wednesdays, with “Gossip Girl” at 9:00. Carson Kressley, of “Queer Eye,” former Miss USA Shanna Moakler, and Cynthia Barrett will judge.