Why must Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag continue to make headlines? I try to keep my Heidi/Spencer news to a minimum, but see that Spencer Pratt is admitting the Mexico wedding was fake – but he didn’t know.

Spencer Pratt maintains, “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding. I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.”

He can play the stupid card… because, well… he’s an idiot.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt also promise us a TV wedding, which sounds like more of a threat, really. Pratt says, “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters.”