Simon Cowell wants to help Britney

The three American Idol hosts want to help Britney make a real comeback. Says Simon Cowell: “We have decided we can bring Britney back. We are serious. We plan to buy her some underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in, and get her away from her stupid friends.” God, I *love* Simon.
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