Apparently, Simon Cowell is intimidated by Janice Dickinson – and who can blame him? She is rather terrifying and is doing her best to be everywhere, all the time. Lest we forget she was the first supermodel to ever walk the earth.

Back to Simon Cowell, apparently Janice Dickinson would like to do a show with the smug “American Idol” host, but he’s not interested.

Dickinson said, “I’m the female Simon Cowell. He said I’m the scariest woman he’s ever met. I asked him why he never dated me and he said I was too intimidating. I’d like to do a show with Simon but he told me I intimidate him. I’m probably the biggest reality television star living.”

And here’s a good time to plug the return of “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency,” airing at 10:30 PM on the Oxygen Network. Of course the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs at 10 PM tonight, so that’s pretty tough competition.