Martha Stewart has snagged the first post-View interview with opinionated comic Rosie O’Donnell. The chatfest will air on Halloween Wednesday.

Dressed up in an ornate Queen Elizabeth costume, Rosie jokes:

“I can hardly walk. I don’t know how queens do this. And by that, I mean gay men too.”

“For a mother of four, from Halloween to Thanksgiving, it is a living hell in my home.” “Everybody’s bouncing off the wall?” inquires Martha. “No — mommy is in bed, trying to go to sleep, thinking: there is an Almond Joy one flight down. I go through those kids’ candy bags like you can’t believe.”

“Who knows, we may revisit it,” says Martha, to which Rosie replies: “We’ll revisit it, because frankly, I’m unemployed Martha.”