http://tv.popcrunch.com/ricky-gervais-the-view-november-7-hbo-stand-up-special-november-15-video/ A TV talboid for television junkies. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:28:37 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 http://tv.popcrunch.com/ricky-gervais-the-view-november-7-hbo-stand-up-special-november-15-video/comment-page-1/#comment-14519 DonGin Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:28:48 +0000 http://tv.popcrunch.com/?p=9287#comment-14519 Dear Ricky; I saw your HBO special on November 15th, and I could hardly stop laughing. It was GREAT! You probably receive many not-so-funny ideas from your fans, if true you may stop reading now. I thought of another nursery rhyme with a kiddie konclusion. It begins with Grandfather Jack, who grew up prior to the advent of electricity. telling his grandchildren about games he played prior to electrical usage. His grandchildren, of course, accept and use electricity automatically. He explains his game with grandmother Jill. How, as youngsters dressed in their nightclothes, tried tried to break records by jumping over several candle sticks at one time. He had to be nimble and quick or he could burn the inside of his thighs, and become dejeweled. Imagine what gthe doctor would say; imagine his punishment at home. Jack was still luckier than Jioll. If his takeoff was too slow or too low, he could put out the fire with his precision bombing instrument. Jill could only use saturation bombing.The grandkids wait until everyone else is asleep, and hen try to put out an electric candle with their own particular bombing sites. Think of what happens when the electrical sparks fly upon being contacted with liquid. Imagine what the the doctor and trheir parents do, when their children waddle around with inner thigh burns. Perhaps a moral is that you cannot teach a newdog old tricks. You should receive a gold star for reading so far. Don Dear Ricky;
I saw your HBO special on November 15th, and I could hardly stop laughing. It was GREAT!
You probably receive many not-so-funny ideas from your fans, if true you may stop reading now. I thought of another nursery rhyme with a kiddie konclusion.
It begins with Grandfather Jack, who grew up prior to the advent of electricity. telling his grandchildren about games he played prior to electrical usage. His grandchildren, of course, accept and use electricity automatically. He explains his game with grandmother Jill. How, as youngsters dressed in their nightclothes, tried tried to break records by jumping over several candle sticks at one time. He had to be nimble and quick or he could burn the inside of his thighs, and become dejeweled. Imagine what gthe doctor would say; imagine his punishment at home. Jack was still luckier than Jioll. If his takeoff was too slow or too low, he could put out the fire with his precision bombing instrument. Jill could only use saturation bombing.The grandkids wait until everyone else is asleep, and hen try to put out an electric candle with their own particular bombing sites. Think of what happens when the electrical sparks fly upon being contacted with liquid. Imagine what the the doctor and trheir parents do, when their children waddle around with inner thigh burns.
Perhaps a moral is that you cannot teach a newdog old tricks.
You should receive a gold star for reading so far.
Don

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