So, those ridiculous reports that former “Simple Life” star (and forever heiress) Paris Hilton was going to help drunken elephants in India? So not true, according to Hilton. She was quoted as saying, “The elephants get drunk all the time…We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” which seems like a Paris kinda thing to say, but she’s setting the record straight, or well, her publicist is. Question is, who is going to help the drunk elephants if Paris doesn’t?