OK, I just had to include this Paris Hilton snippet because it’s just too funny.

Paris Hilton did an interview with Reuters in which she said that 90 percent of the stories about her are “complete lies.” She also blamed bloggers for spreading the untruths and commented (and this is the funny part, so read on):

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Wow, really? Paris Hilton has built her own empire?! Uh, yeah… I’d say she’s just a smidge delusional.