Pam Anderson has had a fairly significant television career: “Baywatch,” “Home Improvement,” “V.I.P,” and “Stacked”…but she has since gone the way of the Vegas magic show. And now, it seems, Pamela Anderson is ready to pack it all in and head for retirement.

According to Anderson, she plans to retire in five years. “I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home. Five more years of [T&A] and I’ll go back to Canada. I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”