Natasha Says, “He Got To Go”
Natasha, a woman with a thick Southern accent and a really busted weave, met her husband Tywas (Tywas?) at church. They fell in love and got married-but now Natasha is convinced that Tywas has been laying his praying hands on other women.
This really unattractive dude with a startling resemblance to Curious George comes home with lipstick on his collars and has been romantically linked to at least three different women, including a female co-worker, who can describe Natasha’s bedroom to a tee.
Natasha daughter tragically died and some heartless tramp had the audacity to bring Tywas’ crusty drawers to the hospital while the baby was still grasping a small light of life.
Natasha contends that if Tywas is cheating “He got to go.” But Tywas wants a “nationwide apology” when it is proven that he’s been faithful. After all, he has a pretty good story for that lipstick on his collar-”I’m on the usher board at church and one of the members ran into me.”
How clever. Now for the results
The lie detector reveals that Tywas has cheated more than twenty-five times. He’s done his co-worker more than ten times.
Natasha runs back stage where she gets really crunk. She even knocks over one of Maury’s extravagant floral displays.
Tywas gets down on his lying, cheating knees and offers to “make it right.”
But Natasha sticks to her guns-we’ll see what’s up with these two on the next reunion show.
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