I realize “The Hills” is grabbing big viewer numbers for MTV, but is a movie version of “The Hills” really necessary?

The buzz from Ms. Lauren Conrad herself is that there has been some discussion of “The Hills” coming to the big screen.

Lauren Conrad tells MTV News, “We have kind of talked about it. I think if they were going to do a film of The Hills they would basically film it like we do the show and they would just edit it into a movie. It would be like a really long episode.”

Um… no. Please don’t do it.