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Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List – Britney Spears Not Included

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Mr. Blackwell tells it like it is when it comes to the fashionable inept. He is somewhat forgiving however, giving Britney Spears a free pass even though she clearly had many a fashion blunder last year. Mr. Blackwell commented that “it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her [Britney Spears] personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

Here’s the top 10 rundown – you’ll notice a few television folks on the list (although I’m still scratching my head about why Nellie (Alison Arngrim) of “Little House on the Prairie” makes the list.

  • 10 – Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940′s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
  • 9 – Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
  • 8 – Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
  • 7 – Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula – Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!”
  • 6 – Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
  • 5 – Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
  • 4 – Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
  • 3 – Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”
  • 2 – Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50′s car-hop horror.”
  • 1 – Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice – wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

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  1. On January 8th 2008, Nascar wrote:

    Great Comment about Mary Kate Olsen . So true , what happened to Michelle Tanner?

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