If you’re looking forward to the new Melrose Place, then these Photoshopped posters will give you a little taste of the sexiness to come. Sexy poses and taglines that read “Tuesdays are a bitch” and “Tuesday’s the new humpday”… you just know there’ll be plenty of racy storylines.

Melrose Place premieres September 8 at 9 p.m. on The CW.