Audrey says that she fell in love for the first time when she met a strong jawed dude named Rocky. He took her virginity, and she’s never had sex with anyone else.

So, how did the stylish pleasingly plump blonde end up as a part of Maury’s February sweeps? Audrey’s got a problem in Rocky’s very loud and profane-lovin Mama Monica.

Monica stands backstage screaming “bitches and hos” at the telepromoter as Audrey tries to convince the man she wants to marry that he is the father of her eleven month old son Jaden.

Audrey swears she’s never cheated on Rocky (remember she’s never had sex with anyone else) and she’s taken a lie detector test to go along with the paternity results.

Monica comes on to the set to a seething audience of snarling boos. She continues to hurl insults at Audrey accusing the young woman of cheating on her son-and she’s got proof (Audrey’s best friends allegedly dimed her out.)

Maury finally gets a headache and decides to read the results. Not only is Jaden Rocky’s son, but Audrey has never cheated on him.

The only remaining question is why in hell would Audrey want to be with this Mama Lovin’ Jellyfish? Get a backbone, Rocky!