Lauren Conrad told “Us Magazine” that The Hills Reality TV show is not fake, as rumors have been saying, but real. “This show is not fake and this is really my life.”

But wait a minute. Just last week, Heidi and Lauren were seen out and about, “They were laughing, hugging, and being very affectionate with one another.”

And to muddy the waters a bit more: Didn’t Heidi Montag say just last week that it was all fake? That she stays away from drama and that she’s a very religious person who’s started reading her Bible?

Which is it, ladies?