Wow, Kim Kardashian’s wax figure was unveiled yesterday at Madame Tussauds in New York. I guess the initial question one has to ask is “why???”

Why was a Kim Kardashian wax figure made? For all of her contributions to reality television?

Anyhoo, the Kimmy wax figure has bigger boobs, is a little cross-eyed, and has a slightly better personality than the real thing.

I’m holding my breath in anticipation of the cast of The Jersey Shore getting wax likenesses.

I kid.