Looking uber-airbrushed, “My Life on the D List” star Kathy Griffin parodies the lack of panties in Hollywood on this February cover picture of The Advocate.

Griffin most recently embarrassed her crush, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, at her show at Madison Square Garden… Page Six.com reported: “Sporting a baseball cap (his attempt at going incognito) and a polo shirt that granted everyone access to the gun show, Anderson squirmed in his seat as Kathy likened him to a ‘yummy panini’ that she wanted to let drip from her mouth.”