Learning that Janice Dickinson is addicted to plastic surgery isn’t exactly one of life’s little mysteries, but finding out she loves it enough to have spent $100,000 on her beauty is a little shocking.

According to Janice Dickinson:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is. I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”