Because that’s the only possible explanation for Sanjaya not even being in the bottom group last night and for the fact that Stephanie is gone.

How is it that Sanjaya - crying fans aside - can shake what he’s got in Paula’s face and become a mockery of himself and still manage to wiggle his way into the American Idol tour, but someone who can sing like Stephanie is booted out this early in the game? I kept expecting Ryan to say “just kidding!” when he said that Stephanie and Chris were in the bottom two. Seriously? A girl who picked a blah song but who can really sing and a guy who gave his best performance ever end up in the bottom but the kid who can’t sing without making my ears bleed and a girl who only squeaked through because she shook her boobs all over the stage make it to the tour?

Vote For The Worst must be working overtime.