Waah… Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt divorce news has given me the sads today (not really)… and now Spencer says the marriage was just “a show.”

Ah, Spencer Pratt never fails to play the douche, does he?

Spencer Pratt says, “I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world. And that world is on a sound stage.”

Pratt further spills the divorce details: “It’s clear that reality TV-fame-loving Spencer Pratt does not fit with my ex-wife Heidi Montag’s ambitions for a motion picture actor/pop star career and being a single sex symbol for the world.”

Heidi Montag cited irreconcilable differences in the divorce petition filed today.

Heidi and Spencer split… but the world keeps on spinning. Imagine that.