Oh god. Why doesn’t “The Hills” star Heidi Montag just put a big sign on her ass that says “Look at me!!” I guess with this Heidi Montag bikini picture, the sign is optional.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were photographed together at the beach and if there’s one thing about Heidi – she’s not camera shy. At least pretend not to pose, Heidi!

There are more Heidi Montag bikini pictures (oh yeah, and Spencer Pratt too) after the jump.

I suppose if I spent that much money getting my body enhanced, I’d probably want to show it off for the cameras too. But hey, didn’t Heidi Montag already do that in her Maxim cover/photo spread?