Heather Mills shocked the Los Angeles audience of “Dancing With The Stars” when she gave a long-winded Oscar speech after receiving the axe from the show.

She reached down into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper containing her speech.

She gushingly told how “everyone from five to 85-year-olds” had approached her and said: “Oh my God! Now I want to dance!” thanks to her performances during the last six weeks.

She then made a plea to the audience to go vegan, suggesting they take part in a “No Meat Monday”.