Last week the entire northern hemisphere groaned in horror at what happened on Grey’s Anatomy, nations of people shuddering over the fact that the writers WENT THERE. This week, we can all breathe a tiny sigh of relief, even if we still need to bleach the memories from our brains.

Because seriously. I love Izzy. I love George. I love Izzy and George. But I do not love Izzy AND George. That was just wrong on so many levels. Please keep the bourbon away from the characters so that we are no longer forced to witness Izzy AND George getting it on in an adulterous booze-feuled fire of passion. Ick.

And it’s only partly because it’s not fair to Callie. For me it’s also because I’m still not over the death of Hot!Denny and if I’m not over it, then Izzy should absolutely not be getting it on with anyone, let alone with her married best friend.

No more. Please and thank you.