Yeah, I’m sure we could have seen divorce comin’ when Gary Coleman and his young love, Shannon Price, announced they were married — but first, they’re going to sit down before Judge Toler on “Divorce Court” and try to work through their marital problems. Sigh.

All this after Gary Coleman and Shannon Price appeared on talk and entertainment shows talking about their sex life (really, we didn’t want to know). So this is how it’s all gonna go down?

The two part “Divorce Court” episode with Gary Coleman and Shannon Price will air on May 1st and 2nd; the “Divorce Court” web site has this episode desccription:

On the conclusion of a two part session of Divorce Court, both Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets. Shannon also says she wants to have kids but Gary is not fond of them. Gary says he does not like going out and would rather spend his tine with his train set. Gary also says he does not want to have kids because he does not like them.