Frequent fans of Maury will remember Ebony. The large than life dark-brown blonde Black woman gold-tooth clad BF Clyde did her much slimmer younger sister using the oh-so-original excuse-”I thought she was you.”

Well, it looks like Eb’s going to get another healthy helping of “Keepin It In the Family” with her new “BF” Rashad.

Sporting a close-cut blonde cut Rashad has brought Ebony, who he’s supposedly been dating for three years, to tell the talk show aficionado that he’s been boinking her Rihanna-looking young niece for the past four months.

Oh-and Ra-Ra’s got another secret-”he’s” really a she. (Insert rant here) How in the hell are you dating someone for three years and aren’t aware of the fact that they don’t have a dick? Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How-somebody put us on?

At any rate, out prances Ebony, sporting a half-jet black, half-fire engine red shag, to sing Rashad’s praises. Eb’s especially appreciative of the fact that Ra is always willing to wake her up in time for class. “I’m a “cosmetology,” a barely literate Ebony boasts proudly.

Time to reveal Secret Number One:

“Ebony, I’ve been cheatin’ on you wit yo niece.” That little tidbit surely lets loose all broken hell, and Ebony can’t seem to get her cover-up top of fast enough as she boxs left and right with what she still believes is her man.

Boy, she’s sure got a lot of tats. And that giant one across her sagging flapjacks is really reminiscent of a Mexican gangbanger.

But the real fun doesn’t begin until gum-smacking Niece pops up looking like the embodiment of the Welfare Queen stereotype-hand on hip and all.

Ebony throws a few bows with her younger family member before all five feet of Rashad boldly steps in the middle for the final reveal-

“I’m really a girl.”

And from there it’s off to the races as both women chase the chick that’s been munching their boxes backstage for a Compton style ass-whooping.

Rashad decides that he/she would rather be with Ebony. But with just one sassy flip of her Cruella Deville styled do, Ebony lets her ex know where she can shove it.