Last night I yawned my way through a way-too-long results show for Dancing With the Stars. I love watching the show on dance night but could they please limit the results to just a half hour segment?

In any case much to my disappointment, it wasn’t Heather Mills (also known as That Bitch Who Is Trying To Take All Paul’s Money) who got the boot and sent home. Instead, Paulina Porizkova will be packing up her dancing shoes and leaving the show. Paulina is a Czech Republic-born beauty who became a top model in the fashion world. She was dancing with professional dancer Alec Mazo.