Check out the Charlie Sheen Howard Stern interview in this audio / video clip from Stern’s show. What do you think of Charlie Sheen on Howard Stern?

Howard Stern asks Charlie Sheen if he thinks he’s employable still… he’s not worried at all, but says movie offers will depend on his TV schedule.

Stern also asks Sheen about why he pays bimbos for sex, pointing out all the hot women he has access to.

Sheen has nothing but kind words for his ex-wife Denise Richards. He says he’s not interested in getting married again though.

Howard talks with Charlie Sheen about his “goddesses,” Bree Olsen (Rachel) and Natty – Bree is a retired porn star, while Natty is an artist, according to Sheen.

Charlie Sheen also talks about his dad, Martin Sheen, and brother, Emilio Estevez… as well as Jon Cryer! “Is he totally pissed off at you?” Howard asks.

Sheen doesn’t think so and believes Jon is behind him 100%.

Sheen then talks about Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre and CBS, as well as Les Moonves.

Charlie Sheen talks more with Howard Stern, including being engaged to Kelly Preston, his two girlfriends (Stern seems to be fishing for some kinky info) and his war with CBS:

Howard Stern talks about Sheen’s penis size and says he’ll have a pageant with the women who Sheen has slept with – he calls them all “lame.”

Sheen says he’s sober down to his Adonis DNA.

Stern gets him to take some phone calls – one guy says Charlie is his hero and another who calls him a rock star and tells him to keep “winning.” Ugh. Another guy wants to move in with Charlie Sheen, who says “he’s living the life.”