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Paris Hilton to Open Las Vegas Night Club

Wendy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:24:05 +0000

Paris Hilton keeps her name in the headlines once again with news that she may be opening a Las Vegas night club.

Paris Hilton told In Touch Weekly: “I’m in talks right now. I think I found a really good space.”

She goes on to say that she has a name in mind, but “can’t tell anyone” because “it’s not trademarked yet!”

Paris Hilton Apologizes for Dissing Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Wendy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:15:10 +0000

Paris Hilton made a little boo-boo on the radio by saying, “Kim’s [Kardashian] ass is ewww gross and it looks like cottage cheese inside a trash bag.” She’s now apologizing for the harsh words about Kim Kardashian’s booty.

According to the former Simple Life star, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

So, did Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian make up (and does anyone care, really?!). All is good again, it seems, with Kim Kardashian saying, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids, and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Paris Hilton Takes a Fall, Scratches Chin (Picture)

Wendy — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:13:51 +0000

She suffered a little chin scrape, but Paris Hilton seems to be fine otherwise after she took a fall over the weekend in Prague.

In the picture, you can see Paris Hilton mid-tumble, with boyfriend Benji Madden looking like he’s about to step on her head. Ouch!

The worst part? Of course, there were scads of paparazzi to capture the whole Paris Hilton oops moment. Ah, I can see this making the list of top celebrity oops on E!… can’t you?

Paris Hilton Blames Bloggers for Spreading Rumors, Discusses Her “Empire”

Wendy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:06:35 +0000

OK, I just had to include this Paris Hilton snippet because it’s just too funny.

Paris Hilton did an interview with Reuters in which she said that 90 percent of the stories about her are “complete lies.” She also blamed bloggers for spreading the untruths and commented (and this is the funny part, so read on):

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Wow, really? Paris Hilton has built her own empire?! Uh, yeah… I’d say she’s just a smidge delusional.

Paris Hilton’s Swami Fake — Part of E! “Pop Fiction” Prank Show

Wendy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:45:45 +0000

The jig is up — Paris Hilton, who was spied over the weekend with a wise old swami, was hanging with the fake for a new E! show called “Pop Fiction.”

Really, did you think Paris Hilton was getting spiritual?

The swami who was out and about with heiress Paris Hilton is really an actor and the pair were involved in a prank on the paparazzi for a show on E! this Sunday called “Pop Fiction.”

Guess we’ll have to tune in to E! to see more — or not!

Paris Hilton Guest Starring on “My Name is Earl”

Wendy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:59:22 +0000

Huh? Yep, I had to read that one twice too — heiress Paris Hilton will appear in a guest starring role in an upcoming episode of “My Name is Earl.” That’s so hot.

Paris Hilton won’t have to do too much acting — she’ll play hersefl on “My Name is Earl” on April 3 (8 PM ET) — the first show back post-writers’ strike.

According to “My Name is Earl” creator and executive producer Greg Garcia:

“When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren’t exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton. I can’t wait to see what she does with the role and I can’t wait for America to discover her.”

Should be interesting.

Nicole Richie as Roxie Hart in Chicago?

Wendy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:52:25 +0000

Say it ain’t so. Former “Simple Life” star and new mommy Nicole Richie has been offered the role of Roxie Hart in Chicago. On Broadway, no less.

Nicole Richie just gave birth to baby Harlow on January 12, but she’s considering the offer.

Us Weekly is reporting that a friend of Nicole Richie’s said:

“She’s definitely interested and weighing it [Chicago] out with the timing of the baby. It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet.

It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got. It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.”

List of Top TV Celebrity Trainwrecks

Wendy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:31:02 +0000

Along with the obvious trainwrecks (ahem, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson), there are plenty of TV celebs who made the cut of Pop Crunch’s 54 Worst Celebrity Trainwrecks, including:

Paris Hilton
Mischa Barton
Michelle Rodriguez
Kiefer Sutherland
Daniel Baldwin
Paula Abdul
David Hasselhoff
Roseanne Barr
Vanessa Hudgens
Isaiah Washington
Jamie Lynn Spears
Jessica Sierra
Brooke Hogan
Mary Kate Olsen
Jesse Metcalfe
Bai Ling
Bobby Brown
Kim Kardashian
Pamela Anderson
Check out the complete list at Pop Crunch — see if your favorite celebrity makes the cut for the 54 Worst Celebrity Traiwrecks.

Nicole Richie and Baby Harlow on Cover of People Magazine (Picture)

Wendy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:24:41 +0000

Nicolde Richie and new baby Harlow Winter Kate grace the cover of People magazine — and both look oh-so-cute!

The Nicole Richie/Harlow People magazine hits newsstands on Friday.

Inside the mag, Nicole Richie says, “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

Paris Hilton Searches for New BFF on Reality Show

Wendy — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:44:47 +0000

What’s missing in your life? If you said a Paris Hilton reality show, then we’ve got great news for you. Paris Hilton is developing yet another reality show — this time, she’s searching for a new best friend.

Seriously.

A source told Usmagazine.com: “The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

No word on what network will pick this one up (VH1?), when it will air or what it will be called.

Or if anyone cares.