Simon Cowell has reportedly proposed to his girlfriend of four and a half years, thirty-three year old Terri Seymour. Read the rest of this entry »

After being voted out on American Idol, Lakisha Jones told TV Guide two things:

1. Her daughter is still her biggest fan and the four-year-old reportedly wiped away Lakisha’s tears and said, “Mommy, I’m not mad.”

2. Simon Cowell is a good kisser. She says she would do it again and that his lips were really soft and thin. Watch out Terry!

Simon Cowell’s London home was ransacked while the “American Idol” judge was in the United States. Read the rest of this entry »

Sanjaya just sang”Dancing Cheek to Cheek” in a performance that was both bland and appalling. Simon, clearly frustrated that America has allowed this farce to continue rolling through said:

“Let’s try another tactic: Incredible.”

Clearly, not realizing that Simon is trying reverse psychology in the hopes that praise will spell the demise of Sanjaya, the “singer” nearly fell over his own feet in joy that Simon didn’t berate him.

Terrible singer AND clueless. Awesome. Scary slicked back hair photo to follow when it breaks.

Well, that’s not completely true, but check out Ryan’s hand gesture in this YouTube video from last night’s American idol:

The writers over at GiveMeMyRemote think that Ryan knew what he was doing… And we think they’re probably right. In fact, if you think about it, this season’s American Idol has been chock full of sexual innuendo, whether it’s Ryan and Simon’s subtle gay comments back and forth, or Simon’s “they’re going to be talking about more than you’re singing” comment, the sexual innuendos keep piling up, week after week.

But heck, we love it, because it gives us something to talk about!