Let’s just say Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice exhange some choice words during the RHONJ reunion. And it ain’t pretty.

Jacqueline Laurita refused to do the RHONJ reunion, instead airing her disgust with all things Housewives on Twitter.

Lots of insults, accusations and tears here. What did you expect from a Real Housewives reunion show?

The two-part RHONJ reunion begins Sunday on Bravo at 10 p.m.

File this under things I never cared to see – Danielle Staub nude photos of the former Real Housewife working the stripper pole.

Staub reportedly signed a three-year deal with strip club Scores.

Real Housewives of New Jersey season 3 episode 1 is titled “In the Name of the Father,” and includes one wicked fight at a family christening, Teresa Giudice’s cookbook and Caroline turning emotional over her sons.

Sneak peek at the RHONJ season 3… watch what’s ahead in this video:

South Park’s “It’s a Jersey Thing” episode last night has people saying “What’s muff cabbage?” The South Park Jersey Shore episode (video) managed to spoof the MTV reality series, make a little fun of Real Housewives of New Jersey and just generally rip on the Garden State.

As always, South Park didn’t hold back in their “It’s a Jersey Thing” episode and had people running to Google and Urban Dictionary to find out what is muff cabbage, exactly.

“Muff cabbage” hasn’t yet made Urban Dictionary, but it’s only a matter of time…

You can watch the full episode of South Park’s It’s a Jersey Thing Jersey Shore parody online.

A TV insider tells the website, “If they can give Bethenny her own show you can bet that they will give Teresa one. You can’t come up with a better script than Teresa’s life. She’s a mother and wife [of Joe] going through financial troubles and having to start all over again. Everyone has been hit hard by this economy and watching Teresa and her family struggle through problems will make for great TV.”

The question is, if Teresa Giudice stars in her own spinoff, will you watch?

Teresa Giudice is one of the most popular stars of Bravo’s Housewives’ franchise, so it seems a given that the network would try to capitalize on her popularity.

As if RHONJ doesn’t have enough drama, Melissa Gorga, who is Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law, has been confirmed as the newest member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast.

Look for Melissa Gorga on season 3 of RHONJ – she’s a stay-at-home-mom to a son, her husband is in real estate, and the family lives in a $4 million mansion in Jersey.

Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa’s brother, and their son (Teresa’s nephew) was the subject of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show fight that broke out.

Interestingly, Radar Online reports that Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga don’t get along well, reportedly because of “jealously and money.”

A source told Radar Online, “When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it.”

Somehow, we doubt that.

Watch Danielle and Teresa go at it in this RHONJ reunion video clip, where host Andy Cohen tries to break it up, only to find himself pushed back into his chair!

And, oh the swearing. The name calling. The fighting. The calm words from Caroline Manzo. And Danielle getting words of assurance from a man chanting “Amazing things. Amazing things happening.”

How crazy is this shit?

Are you surprised that Real Housewives of New Jersey would fire Danielle?

According to a Life & Style insider, “Danielle was told that she would not be returning for a third season,” which “came as a complete shock.”

Oh Danielle, let us count the ways that you frighten and annoy us – that face, sex tape, the prostitution allegations, boob job, cat fighting, oh yeah… and how she pretended to be a lesbian?

We won’t be missing her from Real Housewives… will you?

Danielle Staub is working her options, however, looking to get a spin-off series all about her.

The Bravo network so far is not commenting.

Look for the season two finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey on August 23, and then the reunion show airing August 30 and September 6.

What did you think of Teresa Giudice on The View? The panel wasn’t exactly kind to her and Teresa sounds… well… delusional – she always lives within her means? REALLY??!!

What do you think of Danielle Staub’s singing?