This really unattractive dude with a startling resemblance to Curious George comes home with lipstick on his collars and has been romantically linked to at least three different women, including a female co-worker, who can describe Natasha’s bedroom to a tee.

Natasha daughter tragically died and some heartless tramp had the audacity to bring Tywas’ crusty drawers to the hospital while the baby was still grasping a small light of life.

Natasha contends that if Tywas is cheating “He got to go.” But Tywas wants a “nationwide apology” when it is proven that he’s been faithful. After all, he has a pretty good story for that lipstick on his collar-”I’m on the usher board at church and one of the members ran into me.”

How clever. Now for the results

The lie detector reveals that Tywas has cheated more than twenty-five times. He’s done his co-worker more than ten times.

Natasha runs back stage where she gets really crunk. She even knocks over one of Maury’s extravagant floral displays.

Tywas gets down on his lying, cheating knees and offers to “make it right.”

But Natasha sticks to her guns-we’ll see what’s up with these two on the next reunion show.

Tanisha has a two month old son, and she claims that her ex Jamil is the father. Tanisha, whose favorite phrase is “Don’t play wit me, bruh,” says that Jamil took her “ginity” (?)

Jamil claims the baby is too dark to have been fathered by him.

Tanisha and Jamil didn’t speak during her pregnancy. And he claims that Tanisha’s mother even told him that he isn’t the baby’s father.

Jamil vows to be there for his first love if Jazir is proven to be his son.

Tanisha dances around as Maury reads the results: Jamil is the father.

See Braidyn is a dark-skinned Black dude and Sara is Native American, Mexican, and White. Braidyn says that he is too dark to create a child as light as Camaron. (And this kid is pretty light.)

So what say Sara-”You can look at his private parts and see he’s mixed.” The hell?

Sara also contends that she wasn’t “sleeping with anyone else when she became pregnant.”

Surprise, Surprise-Braidyn “ain’t” the daddy.

Sara’s swift Walk of Shame coupled with her repeated chant of “That’s not possible, That’s not possible. I don’t care what that says, he’s the father,” was very reminiscent of an old-skool episode of Maury featuring the likes of Shalonda, Marisol, or Simone.

And chances are we’ll be seeing a lot more of the raven-haired beauty known as Sara.

So, how did the stylish pleasingly plump blonde end up as a part of Maury’s February sweeps? Audrey’s got a problem in Rocky’s very loud and profane-lovin Mama Monica.

Monica stands backstage screaming “bitches and hos” at the telepromoter as Audrey tries to convince the man she wants to marry that he is the father of her eleven month old son Jaden.

Audrey swears she’s never cheated on Rocky (remember she’s never had sex with anyone else) and she’s taken a lie detector test to go along with the paternity results.

Monica comes on to the set to a seething audience of snarling boos. She continues to hurl insults at Audrey accusing the young woman of cheating on her son-and she’s got proof (Audrey’s best friends allegedly dimed her out.)

Maury finally gets a headache and decides to read the results. Not only is Jaden Rocky’s son, but Audrey has never cheated on him.

The only remaining question is why in hell would Audrey want to be with this Mama Lovin’ Jellyfish? Get a backbone, Rocky!