If you’re expecting Kris to tell all and dish dirt on the Kardashians, it didn’t happen.

Humphries had absolutely no details on what happened to lead to their divorce, but instead focused on his basketball career and his foundation to fight child obesity.

His mom was there for the interview too, saying, “The important thing is to stay close as family through the ups and downs that come, and it’s our fath in God that carries us through all of these times.”

Does he still love Kim? Uh… he loves to play ball.

The Kardashian divorce is almost too easy to make fun of – the whole thing writes its own jokes!

SNL’s Nasim Pedrad nails Kim Kardashian’s nasal whiny voice, while Kristen Wiig’s camera hogging Kris Jenner is spot on.

Bonus points for Bruce Jenner’s frozen face and Kris Humphries portrayed as an absolute idiot.

Good stuff.

Yeah, well the Kardashians aren’t done talking about it, as mama Kris Jenner appeared on the Today show to plug her new book, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian,” and set the record straight on Kim’s wedding and divorce.

Kris shares, “It certainly wasn’t a sham, certainly wasn’t for TV. We have enough going on on our show that we don’t have to make things up. She felt that she was in love with him. It was an amazing time … I had no idea there was a problem at the time. It saddens all of us.”

As for Kim, Kris says, “She’s sick about it. She had to come out and say look, ‘I made a mistake and I feel terrible.’”

And those wedding gifts? Sounds like Kim isn’t returning them, but instead making “very generous contributions to a really deserving charity when she gets home and trying to make that right because she feels really bad about that.”

Return the gifts and pull the plug on the Kardashian reality shows already!

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humprhies just 72 days after their ridiculously over-the-top wedding that had its own two part special.

I don’t think anyone was expecting the Kim Kardashian / Kris Humphries marriage to go the distance, but they could have given it a little more of a try than 72 days.

Ryan Seacrest talks about Kim’s divorce on his KIIS-FM radio show today: “I’ve spoken to her briefly and she says she’s sad and got caught up in all that was going on.”

Lame.

In the “Jam (Turn It Up)” video clip, which runs less than a minute, we get Kim butt shots, licking lips (big and glossy), and a sweaty/wet/steamy Kim laying on the floor touching herself seductively.

Sex sells. But I’m not sure even that can help this wretched tune.

Don’t quit your day job, Kim.

Check out E! Online for more Kim Kardashian wedding pics and watch their wedding special – “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,” airing in October.

In the video, you can see Kim Kardashian’s wedding dress, as well as Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian decked out in white bridesmaids dresses, groom Kris Humphries, step-dad Bruce Jenner walking Kim down the aisle, and little Mason as the ring bearer.

Just one question – what is up with Kris Jenner’s giant bow on her mother-of-the-bride dress?

While reports are rampant that Kim Kardashian has planned a weekend wedding, Extra is reporting that Kardashian still maintains she and Kris will have a summer wedding.

And what led to reports that Kim and Kris would tie the knot this weekend? Little clues like Kris going tux shopping and Kim having a hair appointment seemed to point to a Father’s Day wedding.

No truth to it, says Kim.

Later, Khloe Kardashian took to Twitter to say all was okay, tweeting: “I had a nip slip and I loved it!

Any exposure is good exposure for the Kardashians, even if it is a nipple!

The Katy Perry video was shot by the Jenner/Kardashians during a recent family vacation… Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Scott Disick, Kris Humphries, Lamar Odom and baby Mason, as well as Bruce and Kris Jenner and Rob, Khloe, Kim and Kourtney are all on hand to offer something to the mix.

Khloe Kardashian shared the video, writing: “I’m so excited to finally present to you the Kardashian/Jenner/Odom/Disick/Humphries family music video … We all learned the words to Katy Perry’s song ‘Extraterrestrial’ (even Bruce LOL) and then took turns lip syncing to it. My favorite part is where Masey is dancing. How cute is he?!”

If you’re a Kardashian fan, you’ll love this… if not, it’ll be one more reason to diss the reality family.

Seriously? 20.5? Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries have been dating for just six months!

Humphries proposed to Kim at her Beverly Hills home, waiting on bended knee in her bedroom with rose petals spelling out “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

Kardashian tells People.com, “I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

As for that ring, Humprhies said, “I just knew I wanted it to be big.”