Jimmy Kimmel Live presents “Celebrity Rehab Plus 8,” where the Gosselin kids can get Dr. Drew’s help “twice a week – for the next 20 years.”

Kimmel also points out some of Kate Gosselin’s finer moments in the video clip that make her such an impressive motivational speaker.

Snort.

Jon Gosselin tells Radar Online he’s “very relieved” with TLC’s decision to cancel Kate Plus 8.

Gosselin adds, “I hope they can have more private family moments. I hope that this will bring more privacy to my children and that they can get the proper attention they need for any personal issues they might have in the future.”

As for his thought on Kate, Jon says he has “no clue” what she’s doing next, adding, “I hope she dedicates more time to the kids now and I wish her the best as she goes forward with whatever career she wants to pursue.”

Kate Gosselin has to remove her family from the paparazzi in New Zealand – naturally, they follow… and then some shoving and swearing goes down. In front of the kids.

Kate Gosselin explains that while they try to keep their travels hush the paparazzi still managed to find them in New Zealand.

Watch Kate Gosselin swim with sea lions:

You can watch Kate Plus 8 season 2 premiere “Australia Adventure” when it airs on TLC again:

April 5, 1:00 a.m.

April 5, 7:00 p.m.

April 6, 2:00 a.m.

April 11, 10:00 p.m.

Don’t expect Gosselin to fade from the spotlight anytime soon. Watch the Kate Plus 8 premiere video – a sneak peek at Kate and the Gosselin kids on their adventure in Australia and New Zealand.

Kate Gosselin takes the kids to Australia for New Year’s in Sydney – they visit the beach, hang out with Australian aboriginals, check out sharks, and go camping.

It’s nuts.

Look for Kate Gosselin’s E! True Hollywood story to include “exclusive insight” from a former nanny, friends, family and neighbors… as well as details about her split from Jon Gosselin.

Seriously? Gosselin is famous enough to warrant a Hollywood Story? Sheesh.

Kate Gosselin starts the Today show interview by noting the family is “doing wonderfully.”

On to the rumor control, Kate Gosselin said the kids weren’t expelled, but that Collin and Alexis were having other issues.

Gosselin explains, “We have a situation where the kids are in an academically-excelling school, where academics are pushed, and I fully support it, combined with kids who having just gone through a divorce (are) suffering normal feelings, and the two collided, and they just were not doing well with the combination.”

Specifically, some of the Gosselin kids are “having anger issues, acting out, having behavior things,” but Kate notes it’s all “very normal, normal stuff.”

The kids were taken out of school and are now working with a private tutor, plus they have weekly therapy. Kate adds, “My kids are back. They’re happy. They’re functioning and all is well again.”

Kate Gosselin also talks a bit about her ex, Jon Gosselin, saying, “I have never personally been apologized to. I don’t really consider an interview on TV or in a tabloid as an apology, unfortunately. But I have, strangely and ironically, forgiven him for the sake of our kids. He will always be their dad… I’m hurt and angry, but what good does it do to live that way? I’m pushing ahead and providing a future for my kids, so I don’t have time to waste sitting around being upset.”

The Kate Plus 8 reality series continues to keep filming, with Kate shooting down rumors that the show had been canceled.

She said “nothing but positive” has come out of the reality show, saying it has provided “trips of a lifetime” and is providing for their future. She thinks the reality show is in their best interest.

Delusional much?

Shoka returns in this video clip “for good,” after having some training.

A source tells In Touch Weekly that the Gosselin kids “fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids.”

The source added that “Collin had such bad issues that he refused to get his picture taken at school because he’s tired of being on-camera.”

Another source told the New York Post that Kate Gosselin’s “number one concern is protecting her children and is keeping this personal situation as a private matter that she works out with her kids.”

Good luck with that whole privacy thing… after you’ve paraded your kids all over television!

This only seems like the beginning of the problems these kids are going to have.