Jimmy Kimmel Live presents “Celebrity Rehab Plus 8,” where the Gosselin kids can get Dr. Drew’s help “twice a week – for the next 20 years.”

Kimmel also points out some of Kate Gosselin’s finer moments in the video clip that make her such an impressive motivational speaker.

Snort.

Jon Gosselin tells Radar Online he’s “very relieved” with TLC’s decision to cancel Kate Plus 8.

Gosselin adds, “I hope they can have more private family moments. I hope that this will bring more privacy to my children and that they can get the proper attention they need for any personal issues they might have in the future.”

As for his thought on Kate, Jon says he has “no clue” what she’s doing next, adding, “I hope she dedicates more time to the kids now and I wish her the best as she goes forward with whatever career she wants to pursue.”

Kate Gosselin starts the Today show interview by noting the family is “doing wonderfully.”

On to the rumor control, Kate Gosselin said the kids weren’t expelled, but that Collin and Alexis were having other issues.

Gosselin explains, “We have a situation where the kids are in an academically-excelling school, where academics are pushed, and I fully support it, combined with kids who having just gone through a divorce (are) suffering normal feelings, and the two collided, and they just were not doing well with the combination.”

Specifically, some of the Gosselin kids are “having anger issues, acting out, having behavior things,” but Kate notes it’s all “very normal, normal stuff.”

The kids were taken out of school and are now working with a private tutor, plus they have weekly therapy. Kate adds, “My kids are back. They’re happy. They’re functioning and all is well again.”

Kate Gosselin also talks a bit about her ex, Jon Gosselin, saying, “I have never personally been apologized to. I don’t really consider an interview on TV or in a tabloid as an apology, unfortunately. But I have, strangely and ironically, forgiven him for the sake of our kids. He will always be their dad… I’m hurt and angry, but what good does it do to live that way? I’m pushing ahead and providing a future for my kids, so I don’t have time to waste sitting around being upset.”

The Kate Plus 8 reality series continues to keep filming, with Kate shooting down rumors that the show had been canceled.

She said “nothing but positive” has come out of the reality show, saying it has provided “trips of a lifetime” and is providing for their future. She thinks the reality show is in their best interest.

Delusional much?

Shoka returns in this video clip “for good,” after having some training.

A source tells In Touch Weekly that the Gosselin kids “fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids.”

The source added that “Collin had such bad issues that he refused to get his picture taken at school because he’s tired of being on-camera.”

Another source told the New York Post that Kate Gosselin’s “number one concern is protecting her children and is keeping this personal situation as a private matter that she works out with her kids.”

Good luck with that whole privacy thing… after you’ve paraded your kids all over television!

This only seems like the beginning of the problems these kids are going to have.

“On October 4th, I had a very good conversation with Jon Stewart, and I had the opportunity to apologize for my inartful comments from last week. I sincerely extend this apology to anyone else whom I may have offended.

I look forward to my next step with great anticipation. In the meantime, I will continue to promote my book, Conventional Idiocy, in the hopes of broadening the discussion to get a better understanding between all Americans, regardless of race, creed or religion.”

“Sources” spilled that Gosselin is pitching a holiday album – but to soften the blow, she’d employ her adorable moneymakers kids to sing along too.

We can only hope that Kate’s singing is better than her turn as dancer on Dancing with the Stars.

And you thought Kate Gosselin couldn’t get any more fake… check out Us Weekly’s pic of Gosselin, featuring a very strange eyebrow expression.

Doctors sound off on whether or not Gosselin had a botox mess-up, saying:

“She looked much better in the earlier photo: great hair, nice smile and a normal brow position,” says Dr. Michael Olding, chief of plastic surgery at George Washington University

Olding says Kate “has the typical appearance of Dysport or Botox poorly placed in the space between the brows where frown lines occur,” but “the lateral part of her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, which my patients refer to as McDonald’s arches!”

Dr. Steven Pearlman explains, “The center of her eyebrows are dropped and spread, which can happen from Botox treatment of the forehead frown lines.”

ScientificSkin.com owner Dr. Kenneth Beer says, “This is a bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance.”

We couldn’t quite put our finger on where we had seen Kate’s look before and then it hit us… The Grinch!

According to Kate Gosselin’s rep, it’s “not true,” reports Eonline.

Life & Style magazine said that Gosselin was “working on a deal to do a new reality dating series with ABC, “adding it was “possibly matching her with single dads.”

A TLC rep further clears up the rumor: “The Life & Style info is inaccurate. Kate is working on two shows, Kate Plus 8 and Twist of Kate, and that is all. The rumors started when she was on Jimmy Kimmel Live after she was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars and the other guest was Ali (from The Bachelorette). Jimmy jokingly said that Kate should be the next Bachelorette. Kate laughed and made it clear that she had no interest. Then Kate appeared on Live With Regis & Kelly and Kelly also said that Kate should be the next Bachelorette. Again, Kate laughed and said she had no interest.”

The first episode of Kate Plus 8 was seen by 3.4 million viewers, while the follow up, just about Kate, dropped to 3 million viewers.

The Kate Plus 8 specials brought double-digit ratings over the Jon and Kate Plus 8 that aired in November 2009.