Janice Dickinson removed two false teeth at a restaurant and then lost them! Dickinson explains the teeth debacle: “I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn’t find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village.”

Janice Dickinson did eventually find her teeth after she got the restaurant staff involved in the search. Apparently, a witness likened the search for the missing teeth as “like Lucille Ball on crack.”

Dickinson noted, “I was under the table and it was sticky.”

How about just keeping those choppers in while out in public, okay Janice?

Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel,” is apparently showing the world that she still has it. If “it” is gobs of makeup and tons of plastic surgery.

Check out the full Janice Dickinson nude photo – the heck with her nipples? Totally NSFW.

The Celebrity Rehab 4 cast:

Jason Wahler, 24 – famous for being on “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills,” and for being arrested. A lot.

Janice Dickinson, 55 – former supermodel, current reality show whore.

Frankie Lons – Mom to singer Keyshia Cole, appeared on Keyshia’s reality series “The Way It Is.”

Rachel Uchitel, 34 – Tiger Woods’ first mistress. Nice to see she’s working on extending her 15 minutes of fame beyond the Woods scandal.

Leif Garrett, 48 – Remember Leif from the 70s? Garrett has battled drug addiction forever – he’s a heroin and pill addict.

Jeremy London, 37 – Kidnapped and forced to take drugs. Still not buying it, Jeremy.

Jason Davis, 20 – Greasy rich kid.

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson (and current I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here contestant) hasn’t kept up with her taxes, owing $33,514 in unpaid taxes and penalties, according to a federal tax lien obtained by TMZ.com

California officials are seeking a settlement of Janice Dickinson’s unpaid taxes and fees.

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“I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here” will include Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Janice Dickinson, Best Damn Sports Show Period host/former NBA star John Salley, Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar, wrestler Torrie Wilson, and Stephen Baldwin.

While former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was not allowed by the judge to join as a castmember, Blago says he is “not ruling out the possibility of being involved in some capacity,” as evidenced by his involvement in taping promo video for “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!” even after the judge’s order.

Three other castmembers will be announced by NBC next week, however, Geraldo Rivera and Duane “Dog” Chapman were two names rumored to be in the cast of the reality series.

“I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!” will premiere June 1, airing Monday through Thursday for a month. Reruns will air Sundays on MTV.

“Celebrity” contestants include Janice Dickinson, Geraldo Rivera, Duane “Dog” Chapman, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, American Idol reject Sanjaya Malakar and former Governor Rod Blagojevich.

What do you think of the celebs announced for I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here?

“I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!,” which has the celebrities surviving in the jungles of Costa Rica, begins on June 1.

Haven’t we seen and heard enough of the dinosaur super model? According to Janice Dickinson, her own talk show would enable her to help women. Uh… yeah. On behalf of all women, I think we’ll pass.

According to Janice Dickinson:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is. I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections. I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”