A sampling of the Charlie Sheen roast material… MacFarlane: “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.”

Anthony Jeselnik: “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.”

NSFW videos below:

Okay, so this may be a little winning… watch Charlie Sheen in this Apocalypse Now parody promo for his upcoming Comedy Central roast.

It’s not so much Charlie that brings the win, but his dad, Martin Sheen!

Do you plan to watch the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19?

Seems there should be no shortage of material to make fun of.

MacFarlane said of the Charlie Sheen roast, “I’m very excited to work with Comedy Central again on the roast. Charlie is a true icon with a talent that is strong and pure and concentrated into small crystals which can be smoked or eaten.”

The Charlie Sheen roast airs on Comedy Central on September 19. Will you watch?

What’s the Sarah McLachlan South Park connection? South Park poked fun at Sarah McLachlan, of course! Check out the video clip of Sarah McLachlan, appearing in a commercial for “babies on crack.”

Much like her depressing ASPCA commercial, Sarah McLachlan’s South Park presence pulls at the hearstrings of Stan and Kyle.

Kyle warns, “Oh no, it’s that super-sad Sarah McLachlan commercial, look away.”

“Hello I’m Sarah McLachlan. I was famous for two months,” the Sarah-esque cartoon says.

The South Park episode later slams guitarist Slash: “Slash is not real… He’s based on a fable of a Dutch saint named VunterSlaush.”

Check out the Slash reference on South Park:

Watch the South Park royal wedding episode online videos – the wedding of the prince and princess of Canada!

The South Park royal wedding episode, “Royal Pudding,” airs May 11 with this ComedyCentral.com description: “The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.”

More South Park royal wedding episode videos to come!

Tyler Perry was part of the South Park joke on last night’s episode. Watch Tyler Perry on South Park in these video clips, or watch the full South Park “Funnybot” episode.

South Park’s Funnybot pokes fun at Comedy Central’s recent Comedy Awards. Tyler Perry showed up to receive the “Kathy Griffin Award,” presented to the person most likely to actually show up to receive the award!

Watch Snoop Dogg in these Donald Trump roast videos from Comedy Central. Snoop Dogg was definitely one of the highlights of the Donald Trump roast, but other roasters included Lisa Lampanelli, Marlee Matlin, Larry King, Jeffrey Ross and Whitney Cummings, who all got their digs in on Trump.

Snoop Dogg said of Trump, “Donald’s saying he wants to run for president and move into the White House. Why not. It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve pushed a black family out of their home.”

Who is Tom Bergeron’s wife, referenced in this Tosh.0 video clip… apparently, she’s hot.

The Evolution of Dance guy was invited to Dancing with the Internet Stars, with host Tom Bergeron in this Tosh.0 video (NSFW).

Judson Laipply and Tosh.0 host Daniel Tosh dance a couple’s lambada… sexy.

Jerks with webcams judge the competition, with “Snatch Master” commenting “Blow me, Bergeron, your wife is hot,” before giving the competitors an 8.

In the end though, “fat guy in leotard” won Dancing with the Internet Stars.

Watch Steve Martin on The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert in this December 8 video clip. Steve Martin and a variety of artists weigh in on Stephen Colbert’s portrait.

I can’t wait to see what Whitney Cummings drums up for Quentin Tarantino’s roast – if her David Hasselhoff roast jokes are any indication (listen to the NSFW Hasselhoff roast jokes in the videos below), it should be some raunchy stuff.

Listen to Whitney Cummings on Howard Stern August 2010, where she talks about the Hasselhoff roast (video):

Whitney Cummings at David Hasselhoff roast (video):