Baldwin mocked the whole airplane incident that involved him getting busted for playing “Words with Friends” and subsequently kicked off of a flight.

Playing the pilot of the flight, Baldwin poked fun at the incident, saying that “on behalf of everyone at American Airlines,” he would like to “issue an apology to Mr. Alec Baldwin.”

After all, Rogers said, Alec Baldwin is “an American treasure, and I am ashamed at the way he was treated!”

Well played, Mr. Baldwin.

While Baldwin apologizes to passengers in a letter on Huffington Post, he has no apologies for American Airlines.

Baldwin explains, “While other people were still manipulating their own phones, this one employee singled me out to put my phone away.”

He did initially put the phone away, but says he took it out again, after other passengers did, as the plane was delayed at the gate.

Baldwin continues, “Again, I was singled out by this woman in the most unpleasant of tones. I guess the fact that this woman, who had decided to make some example of me, while everyone else was left undisturbed, did get the better of me.”

For his part, Baldwin says he learned a lesson: “The lesson I’ve learned is to keep my phone off when the 1950′s gym teacher is on duty.”

Ouch.

Baldwin compares the experience to riding a Greyhound bus: “Most of the flight attendants I have ever encountered still have some remnant of the old idea of service… But there are many now who walk the aisles of an airplane with a whistle around their neck and a clipboard in their hands and they have made flying a Greyhound bus experience.”

Baldwin has definitely got Morgan’s voice down pat, as he describes a moment behind the scenes of 30 Rock involving Tracy.

Good stuff.

Read on for the Tracy Morgan anti-gay rant that’s hitting the headlines…

One gay man recounted Morgan’s stand-up on his Facebook page:

“I figured at some point the gay jokes would fly and I’m well prepared for a good ribbing of straight gay humor. I have very thick skin when it comes to humor; I can dish and I can take. What I can’t take is when Mr. Morgan took it upon himself to mention about how he feels all this gay s*it was crazy and that women are a gift from God and that “Born this Way” is bulls*it, gay is a choice, and the reason he knows this is exactly because “God don’t make no mistakes” (referring to God not making someone gay cause that would be a mistake).

And Tracy’s anti-gay rant just took off from there, as the audience memmber retells, “He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death.”

Tracy Morgan’s homophobic remarks didn’t end there, as he said that “gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.”

Morgan apparently said that kids learned gay behavior “from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little f*ckers that bully them, not whine about it.”

In the end, Morgan seemed to have no apologies, noting, “if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass… they can take a f*cking joke.”

Something tells me Tracy Morgan should retire his stand up act.

Update: Tracy Morgan later issued the following apology:

“I want to apologize to my fans and the gay & lesbian community for my choice of words at my recent stand-up act in Nashville. I’m not a hateful person and don’t condone any kind of violence against others.

While I am an equal opportunity jokester, and my friends know what is in my heart, even in a comedy club this clearly went too far and was not funny in any context.”

Fallon explains the Jersey Floor way: “nail chicks, drink beer and go to the club… NBC, baby!”

The Jersey Floor gang engage in a lame prank war (Bashir notes, “These aren’t even pranks… these people are just dicks!”), before heading to their club, where Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make an appearance.

Turns out Tina and Amy are Jersey stalkers, but Rachel Dratche’s Drootchie handles the situation – by yanking a chunk out of their weaves!

Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon also play a round of Password!

Craig Ferguson for SNL host… c’mon!! Tina Fey fancies an awkward pause – the “smell my finger” awkward pause:

As you know, 30 Rock star Tina Fey has a five-year-old daughter, Alice, and is currently pregnant with her second child. Tina Fey wrote her prayer for her daughter with Alice in mind – super funny, epic parenting wisdom here!

“The Mother’s Prayer for Its Daughter,” from Bossypants:

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

Amen.

Watch Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in this April 13 video clip.

First up, Tracy Morgan said he has Obama’s birth certificate for Donald Trump… plus he’s got some people checking into Trump!

Also? Tracy Morgan has super sperm – the tail is in the front. Lordy.

Matt Lauer talks with Tina about her career, starting in improv, as SNL head writer and finally as the heart and soul of 30 Rock.

Lauer also asks about the future of 30 Rock – she says they’ll be on through season 6, but it’s up to the network and other people involved.

As for Fey, she says, “I’ve got nowhere to go… I’m for sure there.”