Bikini-clad Britney Spears delivered the Top 10 list on the August 18 Late Show with David Letterman. Check out Britney Spears’ Letterman appearance in this video clip, where she presents the Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President,

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.