Have you seen Ashton Kutcher’s new show “Pop Fiction” on E! — the one where celebs punk the paparazzi? Yeah, neither have we.

The Hills Audrina Patridge, who so far has grabbed the most attention for her topless pics, is the latest star to try and fool the public, seen out and about getting a chinese tatoo. Ancient chinese proverb?

Nah, looks like plenty of folks have cracked the code to reveal that Audrina Patridge’s tatoo translates to “fried rice made with pork oil.” It’s a fake!

No doubt you’ll be seeing Audrina Patridge’s tatoo adventure on an upcoming episode of “Pop Fiction.” Can you hardly wait?