Funniest Idol satire story ever – Angelina to adopt Sanjaya

Though he has parents who live in Washington State, Malakar has already accepted Jolie’s offer, along with her husband Brad Pitt, to adopt him.

“As difficult as it is to believe, everyone I have met from the music industry has told me I should have a backup plan just in case I don’t win ‘Idol’ and get a contract,” he told Dateline Hollywood. “Mama Angelina has promised to take care of me no matter what.”