Crystal Ortiz, 26 (Raleigh, NC) and Randy Stark, 27 (Abilene, TX) have a unique story — the couple met on the AmericanIdol.com message boards, where Randy Stark serves as the “guru” of the board. Too bad his message board advice doesn’t come close to helping him and Crystal Ortiz land in Hollywood.

Here’s their “American Idol 2008″ South Carolina audition bio and singing — I especially like how they met by a trash can.